Win More EP Tickets!
Hey everyone, the response to our joke competition was crazy, and we're picking the winners as I speak...
Hey everyone, the response to our joke competition was crazy, and we're picking the winners as I speak...
Now for something a bit different, we've got another double pass to give away for Electric Picnic. This one won't close until 3pm tomorrow, so be prepared to arrive a little bit later.
So what's the competition? Well we want you to come up with the funniest caption you can for our lovely photo of wee Daniel O'Donnell, taken from today's Independent, and post it in the comments below.
Enter as many times as you like, starting......NOW!
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THATS THE LAST TIME I'M PLAYIN IN THE GEORGE!
Daniel gets got smuggling budgies into Portlaoise Prison!
Danny gets ready for this years Leccie Piccie!
Ireland's favourite son takes it up the jacksie!
Danny's HERBAL Tea Party
Danny does a Buzz Bomb!
Daniel getting his tits out for Electric Picnic!
TITS FOR TICKETS??
Danny gets caught double dropping...
With a Quack, Quack here and a Quack Quack there....!!
DANNY GETS CHOMPED OTTA THE CHIN WAGON FOR CHARITY
DANNY WILL SWAP HIS PACK OF RICH TEA FOR A TICKET TO E.P.
WANNA LICK IT FOR A TICKET??
WHERE'S ME JACKET I'M OUTTA BE BARNEY BRACKET!!
O'Donnell was overheared talking to his mother after taking his first e: "You know I love ya mammy.....but I've never really told ya how much I really love you"
--- A NEW DAWN --
Daniel O' Donnell (pictured) at last wednesday's Celebrity Strip Poker Comp. It seems 'Old Ireland' has truly embraced popular culture... Other participants on the night included Mary Harney, Bishop Buckley and John Giles.
bridie wasnt getting away that easily...
"i swear to ya it really is this big..."
CHRIST THOSE HORNY BITCHES IN THE OLD FOLKS HOME GOT ME AGAIN!!!
Daniel O' Donnell (pictured) hit the headlines yesterday with an impromptu performance of the Shamen's Ebeneezer Goode. Needless to say his fans weren't too impressed. O' Donnell later made a public apology to the family of Irene McDaid (87), who suffered a mild heart attack while attending the event.
And once you've done my chest I'll have a back, sack and crack please!
Daniel O'Donnell was remprimanded by officials when he got carried away at the Barbera Streisand concert
Danny gets chomped outta the chin wagon for Charity:
Daniel O'Donnell was seen earlier today leaving Pearce Street Garda Station after being released from custody. O'Donnell was arrested in early hours of Monday morning for chewing his own shoe while trying to sing "My Lovely Island Home" and obstructing traffic on Georges Street, Dublin. Fans were outraged by his behaviour. One onlooker stated that he had been there all night and was heard proclaiming "oggie oggie oggie" in a loud manner. Gardai were soon called to the scene as Mr O'Donnell began to remove items of clothing. O'Donnell resisted arrest as he claimed it was all for charity.
Daniel shows support for Amy Winehouse!
F**k Justin Timberlake I'm bringing Sexy Back!
I've no willie
Daniel O'Donnell, yesterday, performs Sir Mix-A-Lot's 'Put 'Em On The Glass' at the 10th anniversary memorial service for Princess Diana in London.
Princess Diana died, aged 36 - along with her companion Dodi Al Fayed, 42, and chauffeur Henri Paul - when the Mercedes they were in crashed in the Pont de l'Alma tunnel in Paris on 31 August 1997.
Danny boy, forever in tune with his core fanbase, finished of his lastest gig with a solo rendition of the 'River Dance',...or as his fans prefered to call it, the 'Incontinence Jig'.
Betty, an 80 old year fan who has been following Daniel since back when tea's were good was quoted as saying: "He must of had about 20 cups in him, he's such a rascal".
Mary (73) was heard to say: "He's such a strong a vigorous young man, lovely set of kidneys".
F**k jiggy jiggy, giggidy giggidy all the way to the back now
"Holy moses ive followed through but i feel good"
Taking of his sunglasses, Daniel quickly realised that he wasn't, in fact, the invisible man.
15 killed in Iraqi bomb attack.
"Danny boy gets his shirt off for some homo joy"
Daniel bares all for .............no reason what so ever.
Political prisioner Daniel O'Donnell was released today after being held in captivity for 10 minutes. His captors are beleived to have let him go as he began to sing in the cell he was being contained in.
daniel reveals his true identity after hours of anonymous breakdancing
Bridie ya divil ya, D'remember last time you tried to blue rinse me pubes!
When the hookers realised the foursome was with his Mammy they couldnt get outta there quick enough.
Daniel had took of his sunnies and striped to waist as he savored his favorite sight- another full house of eager, possibly horny, disabled.
A terrible error had occurred in the Tawainese factory, instead of being set to croon the Daniel T-1000 had been set to rape....
crazy woman really needs tickets to ep :)
'Look at me mammay, Look at me' 'Arn't I the finest speciem of a man u ever did see?'.
'Yes Daniel, and some day you'l be king of all Ireland'.
Dancin in the wee Disco bumper to wee bumper ach now wait a minute Where's me Jumper, Where's me Jumper..
I was going to enter, but #28 can't be topped
i am a peadophile
i dont even want a ticket, just couldnt help myself, let the danny hate campaign roll on....
Like chicken tonight! Like chicken tonight!...
"Come on Mammy! Keep rubbin' the wee fella like you did the last time. Y'know, until it spits that funny stuff out. Please Mammy!"
Will the real slim shady please stand up.
Daniel O Donnell ruins mary kates 10 birthday party in Dublins Radisson Hotel.
Daniels response: 'You know they loved me, whoo hoo, I rule'
bling bling all in your face i think i'm gonna have to put on my shades. biotch
Ahm ded sexy, Luk at mah sexy boh-day...
Danny sings best song in the world by Richard Ashcroft "The Drugs Don't Work"
Eventually my nipples will sink all the way down here... I know its gas isnt it??
Daniel revives the topless chicken dance
Arnold Schwarzen-who?
Pierce Brosnan puts on a few pounds for new Daniel O'Donnel biopic.
Tickets to the gun show
Inside Daniels Head: 'Jaysus thank fook for my personal trainer, best 2 grand ive ever spent...'
They call me mister lurver lurver
Daniel O'Donnell shows he's more than just pretty face for the latter aged ladies when he bet Michael Flatly to take gold in this years annual 'Not as gay as we look' Irish Dancing Competition in the Spa Hotel on Dublins northside late yesterday evening. Daniel was said to have been 'extatic' and even claimed 'I knew i had it in me all along, sure im in the best shape of my life'. Mr Flatly was unavailable for comment.
“There comes a time when every man has to be true to himself. Sure I was hidin’ in me mammies wardrobe for years.” After finally coming out Daniel fulfilled a life long dream by auditioning for infamous Donegal based VILLAGE PEOPLE tribute act THE ONLY GAYS IN THE VILLAGE. “He could handle the Y and the C and the A pretty well but when it came to the M he just didn’t have the dexterity or co-ordination,” said THE ONLY GAYS spokesperson and manager, former RTE presenter BIBI BASKIN who also has the privilege of being Donegal’s only resident transgender celebrity.
#28 is deffo the best so far :D
Daniel shows off his brand new set of dentures at this years 'why you shouldnt smoke crack' fund raiser in Dublins Four Seasons Hotel.
Oi Wikky are you trying to suade the judges vote... Tut tut.
hey little children, do you like my balloons. Come stroke my hairy armpit and i'll let your gran touch my nob.
I once wanked off two old men like this
Will you give us a rub!
Twatt!
Idiot!
F--k-wit!
Dullard!
Danny does Narnia! (xxx rated)
Danny does Narnia! (xxxx rated)- the goat-b**tard gets it in the face.
Danny does Narnia! (xxxxx rated) - he brings the kids along for the ride. (Really sick)
Daniel O’Donnell is firm favourite to win “I’M A COUNTRY SINGER GET ME OUT OF HERE (AND BACK TO MY LOVELY HOME TOWN WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN ETC.).” Other contestants include Dana, Philomena Begley and Tommy Flemming. Last night things got out of control when Dana and Daniel shared a shandy and she hoisted him up on her shoulders to sing his favourite country tune, “YOU GIVE ME THE RING AND I GIVE YOU THE FINGER.” Tommy Flemming was later disqualified for saying that he preferred Whitney Houston’s version of I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU to Dolly Partons. “I really don’t know what got into him” said Daniel, “Dana was so upset she almost raised her voice.” If Daniel can survive entering the bush with Philomena tonight, he will win 10,000 Euro for his chosen charity, the ICA (Irish incontinence Association tm.).
mr sad was made even unhappier when he realised he had a big spot on his head that looked like daniel o'donnell's face.
(look at the belly...it's like a face...nipples as eyes and flabby belly button looks like a sad mouth...ok ok clutching at straws here.)
daniel o'donnell moves into child entertainment by blowing up ballons with his arse.
Ray-bans new poster boy left a lot to be desired
after failing to impress the x factor judges with his rendition of NWA's 'f*ck the police' daniel goes to a very dark place that involves nudity, vaseline, louis walsh, a cucumber from asda (provided by sharon) and a bag of ketamine (provided by simon)
He made boot camp
daniel o'donnell announced as bodytonics new resident dancer.
"i love dancing for all the lads" he said "but michael black and eggi's sets really get me pumped!".
People were skeptical at first when they heard Daniel O'Donnell was supporting Tiesto in the point, but it just goes to show, when knackers take enough pills they could listen to any old sh!te........
Daniel O'Donnel maintains his dignity when receiving last place in a Paul McCartney lookalike competition yesterday.
Daniel O'Donnell was rushed to the City Hospital yesterday with a shattered coccyx and suspected bruised ego after two stage hands removed his lazy boy chair. An eyewitness told the Independant 'The fat fk fell straight on his hoop, it was a geg'.
Daniel; finally reaches Puberty.
Bares chest to public to prove it.
Public more interested in when he looses his voice,
Period.
This new move by our Daniel is called 'massaging the granny'
"watch out, bellies gonna getcha!"
wee daniel denies being off his tits
do you reckon daniel dyes his under arm and chest hair as well?
danile o'donnel, getting ready for world domination
never has danny partied so hardie!
Daniel admitted to rehab after getting out of control at his latest tea binge
daniel, "i like little children..hmmmmmmm"
Daniel left shell shocked after cup of tae with Chuck Norris
"Danny Tops It Off At Electric Picnic"
The country and western singer Daniel O'Donnell was pictured busting the moves in the Bodytonic Tent at Electric Picnic, Stradbally this weekend.
Danny liked to party with the gays. He enjoyed their reckless abandon and flamboyant city ways- but when they come too close its a quick flash of the wedding ring, a flair of the elbows to show he's packing the guns (no bull raping for Danny) finally a drop of the sunnies for a stern yet playful stare. He found this soon re-established the bounderies. Because you have to have boundries. Dont you? Yes its important to have bounderies, no matter... oh god. Danny had the Berlin underground gay circuit circa 1990-94 sussed...
Why did the chiken cross the road....?
I dress to kill
Daniel's concrts have never been the same since he spent that week in Ibiza.......
Danny takes a leaf out of the Doherty book as he embraces his decadent rock and roll lifestyle.
Daniel shows signs of mental instability at Pat Rabbits retirement party earlier this week. A close friend of Daniels' maintains the source of his anguish was dissapointment at not being asked to headline EP.
All he's missing is the supermodel girlfriend, fast cars and crack addiction...........
just another normal day out for daniel o'donnell
"and i'd brek his neck like this" -Daniel on his dissapointment on being pipped at the post by Johnny Logan for the much sought after Mcdonalds campaign.
Daniel finally looses his virginty. We salute you Daniel.
...big box, little box, card-board box, big box, little box, card-board box..
Daniel couldnt get over the effect of the pre show disprin someone had given him.......... not only had his headache dissapeared but he felt amazing........
Danny boy gets his tits out for detroit.
Daniel's tea party with the old folks seemed to have taken quite an unexpected turn...........
Though fans of the comic were in a whole pleased with the choice of Ed Norton to replace Eric Bana in the new Hulk film, their decision in casting for the monster was going to prove controversial...
Caught with his shirt lifted Daniel decided the best course of action was to remove the whole thing before any incriminating photos were taken...
Having read a hundred and thirteen caption about Dniel O Donnel with his top off the caption reviewer suddenly had an urge to make a cup tea and wander the streets until he found a granny to give it too...
Music legend Daniel O'Donnell (pictured) get's jiggy with it at the opening night of his auto-biographical musical 'Danny', at Broadway last night. It's the first time O'Donnell's sometimes shocking private life has been revealed.
It was about 15 seconds after this photograph was taken that Daniel realised it would probally be an image that would haunt him for the rest of his life..........
RTE would like to take this oppertunity to apologise for a wardrobe malfunction at a recent Daniel O'Donnell concert..........
And to think Danny thought he could have a quiet inconspicuous night out on "the scene".
This week on how to look good naked, we have special guest, Daniel O'Donnell..............
"The jokes on them" thought Daniel, "as soon as I put on my matching invisible hat, God will see I'm cool and smite them all"
"That was awful" though the caption competition enterer, "I really should have left it at numbe 113, that was decent trio."
"That may have been a bit crap," he thought to himself but at least it wasn't as bead as this one... "Come on Mammy! Keep rubbin' the wee fella like you did the last time. Y'know, until it spits that funny stuff out. Please Mammy!"... "Yes" agreed the rest of intelligent civilisation, "that was a real low point for humanity wasn't it?"
"I wished I hadn't misspelt bad as bead in that last one," he continued...
Next year fans can expect a full Daniel O'Donnell calender, with 11 more photo's just as hot as this.
Daniel got the wrong idea when he was told he'd be doing an "intimate" show for his closest fans.
This isn't really a caption but what if the end result of the entering and reading of these captions actually ends up twisting he physical laws of the universe so much that we become simulanious bonded into "one", that "one" actually taking the form of daniel o donnel himself (like in "being john malkoivch" but using the internet instead of a door or something...), at that same time a random flux to the quantum universe cause us all to be hurled back in time to the very moment this photo wass taken causing an infinite chicken and egg situation dooming us all to an inifite cycle, of death a re-birth.
Daniel's wife Majella only took her eyes of him for 10 seconds and he was half naked in a crowd full of men.
The caption competition enterer upon e-reading his last comment, examined his bag of weed and decided it would be best it be left it at home if he were to win the afforementioned competition.
Daniel O'Donell (pictured), spotted at E.P with new pals Amy Wine house, Owen Wilson and Steve Coogan.
"Ye cannae change the laws of physics!"
"Ha Ha!" Though the mediocre caption competition enterer, "a pop cultural reference to three celebrities, including one whose just attempted suicide and has nothing to do with Daniel o Donnel appart from being a bit sad, I'm sure to win this now!" And he bounced up and down in his seat clapping his hand and giggling like an eleven year old japanese girl on a dinner date with David Beckham.
Ah sxxe its after 3, any chance extending the closing??
"that should have said "brother's attempted suicide"," the caption competition enterer moaned as he alternatively shook his head and slapped his forhead in annoyance.
Yea closed at 3, well here's hoping. Best of luck.
"Piss!" though th caption competition enterer, as he wondered how difficult it to type "3 pm thursday" "or even 3pm tomorrow (30th)" "not very" the caption competition enterer concluded sadly.
Oh Trrrrrrreeeeeev,
More lotion please!
"That's not fair!" The caption competition enterer cried throwing his toy fire engine out of his pram and at the computer screen.
"There there darling" his mother cooed. "You're too young to go anyway you must be eighteen." "I'm 26" the unemployed and poor caption competition enterer shouted. "Well anyway rules are rules, it doesn't matter that your enterances were on a logomithical scale better than any of the others in term of wit, and originality, rules must be obeyed. Think of all those great rules, like
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