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Not if you were the last club on earth: Sam's Kathmandu

Kathmandu is far from an obvious choice for clubbing but if for some reason you end up there for a night, it’s no excuse to stay in.

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Over the last twelve months there’s been some serious goings-on in Nepal. Maoists, tribesmen, the royal army and the students were all punching it out to see who’d take over when the king stepped down. A few buses were burned to the ground, a couple of backpackers got attacked but by and large all that’s over now, so you shouldn’t have any problems apart from a day or two of dysentery and food poisoning.

Sam’s is an upstairs bar with a big dancefloor. At capacity it fits about 150, but that’s only if everyone’s up dancing and not passed out on the floor. Sam’s is open when everywhere else in town is closed and you get in by ringing a buzzer for long enough that someone hears and comes down to let you in.

Booze is incredibly cheap in Kathmandu, like everything there. The beer might leave you feeling a bit like you ate a hedgehog the night before, but if you stick to vodka it seems to neutralise most bacteria.

Talent: It’s a pretty good mix of backpackers and wealthier Nepalese dudes. You don’t come across that many Nepalese ladies in bars. In spite of this, it’s a really friendly vibe and even though you’re in one of the bottom five countries in the world, people will still stick shots in your hands.

Sounds: Kathmandu was a big stop-off on the hippie trail in the 60s. Lots of bands and travellers came here and left their musical taste behind them. That said young Nepalese like to listen to Indian rave, so you can get some Bollywood remix at 140bpm back to back with a Credence Clearwater Revival track.

Goodies: Kathmandu is full of hash and opium, well at least that’s what you get offered on the streets all the time. Basic supplies like water and electricity don’t always make it to the city, so you might have problems finding imported disco drugs.

Toilets: There’s a temple in the corner of the bathroom, with a little fountain and a couple of bonsais. Gives talking to god on the white phone a whole new meaning.

Icebreaker: Did I ever tell you about the night me and Hendrix did the top shelf?

Jawbreaker: Long Live the King

Not if you were the last club on Earth:

Matter -London

Loop - Toyoko

Fabric - London

Le Regine - Paris

The Sands - Amsterdam

Golden Gate - Berlin

[Sankeys - Manchester] (http://www.bodytonicmusic.com/words/2008/oct/17/not-if-you-were-last-club-earth-sankeys-manchester/)

Mecca - Prague

Womb -Toyoko

Berghain - Berlin

Cielo- New York

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  • yogy @ 5 Dec 2008 15:43

    Basic supplies like water and electricity don’t always make it to the city.....bullshit....was there during the elections in april/may

    Sam's is just a shitty bar, not a club. Plenty of outdoor places dotted around Thamel with dance events on most fridays althou 80% of what you here is psy trance. Pills can be got fairly easily but you pay for them. Full moon parties in the valley during summer months...

    That piece reads like an outdated lonely planet review...

  • conzo @ 5 Dec 2008 18:37

    I was there in March and the hotel I stayed in only had water after 5pm. Remember there was a daily blackout too because they sold all their electricity to Northern India in this agreement called load sharing. It was crazy, you'd be in a bar in the middle of the night and suddenly all the barstaff would start lighting candles. Then a minute later the power would go and would stay off for the rest of the night.

    But maybe they had all those problems fixed during the time you were there Yogy.

  • yogy @ 5 Dec 2008 19:07

    You must have been staying in a right shithole so. I was staying in a room for less than €2 a night and had water round the clock. Ya they have electricity cuts but it's all planned to ration supplies. Usually happens from around 10 to 12 at night, alot of busier bars and restaurants have generators to deal with it. It's a third world country so theses problems are to be expected...

    There was never any question that the elected Maoist party were gonna take over after the king was ousted and it was declared a republic, protests did happen but no fighting for power as you mention...

    I just think that if you're gonna write about clubbing in Kathmandu you could do more than write about one shitty bar. It's not even a club. There was a rave on almost every week when I was there, two of which went on for 48 hours smack bang in the centre of Thamel....Kathmandu, and Nepal in general, is an amazing place, sure it's still years behind with regard to any kind of "scene" but there's definitly alot more going on than Sam's!! (end of rant)

  • Matthew @ 5 Dec 2008 20:44

    Perhaps you're unfamiliar with the concept of the "Not if you were the last club on Earth" feature?

  • yogy @ 5 Dec 2008 23:08

    Matthew
    Posted on Dec 5, 2008 at 8:44 p.m.

    Perhaps you're unfamiliar with the concept of the "Not if you were the last club on Earth" feature?

    Oh right so they're places that you wouldn't go to even if they were the last club on earth, so there's Sam's, Cielo, Berghain, Robert Johnson and Fabric...now I understand the concept. Thanks Matthew

  • yogy @ 5 Dec 2008 23:09

    Matthew
    Posted on Dec 5, 2008 at 8:44 p.m.

    Perhaps you're unfamiliar with the concept of the "Not if you were the last club on Earth" feature?

    Oh right so they're places that you wouldn't go to even if they were the last club on earth, so there's Sam's, Cielo, Berghain, Robert Johnson and Fabric...now I understand the concept.

    Thanks Matthew. You Dick.

  • yogy @ 6 Dec 2008 11:04

    Sorry for double posting, it wouldn't of happened if I had included the fact that Matthew is a dick in my first post..

  • conzo @ 6 Dec 2008 11:31

    So Yogy, you want to write a piece about one of these 48 hour clubs? I'm interested.

  • yogy @ 6 Dec 2008 12:08

    It wasn't a club it was an outdoor party. Continue by Sam's and take the second right. Beside those gardens on the way to the Chinese embassy. Look Conzo, maybe Sam's was class, I only went there a few times and wasn't impressed, maybe I got there before it kicked off. The best party of all was after the king left the palace, it started on the wednesday and finished on the saturday. And to be honest between the likes of these articles and the Dick Villololovillas ones, (or whatever he was called), somebody from BT needs to give somebody a smack in the mouth or whatever it takes to to stop these articles from dragging this forum on a downwards spiral....

  • Matthew @ 6 Dec 2008 16:00

    Its a website, not a forum yogy...and the theme of "NIYWTLCOE" is to 'review' one single club and yes, its supposed to be written as a review, possibly in a Lonely Planet style, check the rest of the pieces and they're all in that vein too.

    And if you want to read a proper and full feature on Kathmandu by us:
    http://www.bodytonicmusic.com/news/2008/mar/18/clubbing-kathmandu/

  • yogy @ 6 Dec 2008 18:04

    Sorry, I meant to say website. If your gonna be pedantic then Sam's is a bar and not a club. And I read that article months ago about Kathmandu, needless to say it was terrible. And if your aim is to emulate the lonely planet then this piece was always gonna be a disaster.

  • Matthew @ 6 Dec 2008 18:07

    Thanks for the advice!

  • yogy @ 6 Dec 2008 18:28

    I didn't give advice, just voiced an opinion!

  • conzo @ 7 Dec 2008 19:49

    Shit Yogy, you're not going to enjoy next weeks Dick Lobovillas in Kathmandu special...

  • yogy @ 8 Dec 2008 2:20

    Maybe not but I'll enjoy abusing whoever writes the shite. :) Anyhow, just taught you didn't to kathmandu much justice. Lets just leave it at that...

  • shinya @ 9 Dec 2008 9:12

    The sentence "Maybe You don't underdstand the concept of bah bah bah" sounds terrible TBH.

    Just sooooooooooooooooooo wrong.

  • Matthew @ 9 Dec 2008 10:57

    It was supposed to! I just voiced an opinion ;)

  • yogy @ 9 Dec 2008 11:40

    Matthew I think as an employee of BT you should try not to get so involved in some of the stuff that gets discussed or the abuse that is thrown around here. You should remain a bit more impartial because you seem to get too easily upset/take things to heart and then make a clown out of yourself like with your childish little comment above. It's alright if your an anonymous poster like me but I think it reflects a bit on BT when someone like you posts as above. ;)

  • Matthew @ 9 Dec 2008 11:47

    Sure we're all dicks here at BT anyway, so whats the problem? ;)

  • yogy @ 9 Dec 2008 12:01

    No Matthew, only you, you're the only dick afaik (unless you think all your workmates are dicks!)....

  • Matthew @ 9 Dec 2008 12:02

    We know we are, Facebook told us:

    http://www.facebook.com/people/Bernard-Shaw-Cocks/744035726

  • shinya @ 10 Dec 2008 0:31

    yeah, Matthew, you better have 2 accounts, and one just "webmaster" and another one is
    yourself.... You mixed up the two roles few times, and its not gonna be good for the site itself.

    If you are solo webmater of the site and also whole contente providerof the site thats fine,
    but its not...

    BT is now big organization many people involved, and if you are acting as web admin
    and showed up everywhere (that you have to actually), you better stick to neutral,
    step back position when you post.

    By this stage its too late, but you'd have made another account to express your opinion.

    Hosting intractive site isn't only matter of HTML/CSS/PHP, but rahter relationship between
    each cusotmers and sites itself, more human relations IMO.... In Japan on the net there are
    so many forum wars, net bully, moral cruseider and "arson" on the sites/blogs, so I can tell ye........

  • ciaoq @ 14 Dec 2008 16:25

    wow, yogy and shinya really hate matthew.

  • yogy @ 14 Dec 2008 17:12

    Ciaoq I think hate is a very strong word. I don't know Matthew so I could never say I hate him. I just think he makes a dick of himsellf getting all defensive like a little bitch. As Shinya said, he can act like a little bitch if he wants but he should use some kinda alias seeing as he's the site administrator or whatever the fuck you call it. But Shinya really hates him for some reason!!

  • shinya @ 15 Dec 2008 14:10

    yes I hate him with passion...........

    nah, but my points is regarding only for "web admin" roles on the site (particualy its aimed to become SNS),
    nothing personal and in most of cases I agree with his opinion actually.

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